Here is our annual letter detailing the mistakes, misadventures and mishaps of the last year. Where you can find out why we are sitting next to a supermarket cooler (no, we are not trying to promote yoghurt).

You will be pleased to know I have refrained from any diatribes against Trump or Brexit (this is the season of peace and goodwill, after all). Instead, you can learn why the Catholic Church appoints bishops to ruins, how to get babies to eat (simple, learn Italian), and why you should delight if moths infest your sofa.